Mrs Negative

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Thursday, January 26, 2006

26th January


In honour of our National Day I am posting in Aus-lingo.
Forgive me?

A-hem...

G'Day!
It's Australia Day today! You bloody beauty!
Everyone is stoked because we deadset love scoring a bludge!
I was laying in the sack this morning, all comfy under the doona. Peter kept mucking around (probably trying to pash me) I got all agro & chucked a spaz. I told the boofhead to knock it off before I flogged him.
I finally got up for a cuppa & some brekkie. I love vegeing out.
Later this arvo we are hotfooting it over to our mate's place in the ute. He's teed up a barbie. It's BYO so we'll go past the Bottle-O and stock the esky with stubbies. Everyone's lobbing over to watch the cricket on the tele, sink a few coldies & have a bit of a yack. I just hope it's not a scorcher.
I'm a bit of a misery guts today. Feeling a bit iffy. Peter said that we can rack off early if I feel like piking. He's such a top bloke (and a spunk!) But I said Up Yours... I'm no wuss. I'm not crook, just a bit stroppy. My period has shot through & I'm on the verge of chucking a wobbly. I'm a sook!
Righto, I'll stop whinging & pull me head in. I have to get outta me trackies, scrub up & make tracks.
Up yours, uterus, you can get stuffed. Besides, there's plenty of time for a dummy spit tomorrow.

Tops! I just bolted to the loo & had a squiz in me undies. I am a happy little vegemite because my period is here!
What a ripper!
Catch ya's.

PS: Please note how I avoided using the words Strewth, Crikey, Flamin' Galah, Sheila, Cobber, Dingbat, Shrimp or Drongo.
As if!

17 Comments:

Blogger Mellie said...

Happy Australia Day, Mony! I loved the post - but, maybe later you could provide a translation for us Yankees (or whatever you call us). I'm pretty certain though you said your period arrived - so hallelujah! Enjoy the bar-b-que!

27/1/06  
Anonymous mm said...

Yes, please! A translation would be most educational. Love the Aussie speak, tho.

27/1/06  
Blogger Lut C. said...

Something about a BBQ. But you have to bring your own OIL? Olive or Sunflower?

I gather your period pulled all kinds of stunts today, but the gave up and broke through. Something like that.

:-)

27/1/06  
Blogger FrogLegs said...

Oh goodness, I think my brain has worked far harder today than I planned, LOL! But you started... :)

27/1/06  
Anonymous thalia said...

Fantastic post. Reminded me of my days watching neighbours. And am v glad that your period. Bonzer!

28/1/06  
Blogger Em said...

Bloody bonza, mate! Happy Australia Day.

28/1/06  
Blogger Ova Girl said...

hee hee! well done Mony. Gave me a grouse laugh. You're a top sheila!

29/1/06  
Blogger Spanglish said...

I didn't understand every word, but I certainly understand the gist. I had to read it out loud.

30/1/06  
Blogger LabiaLady said...

Mony,
Happy belated Australia Day. I hope your chooks don't turn into emus and kick your dunny down....

LL

30/1/06  
Anonymous T said...

I love crikey - I think it reminds me of Rimmer in Red Dwarf.

2/2/06  
Anonymous Jill said...

I love your Aus-lingo! It's a hoot!

P.S. Good luck with your cycle.

2/2/06  
Blogger Burnt Karma said...

Yeah, happy Straya Day ...

Love talken Strine

2/2/06  
Blogger Beth said...

Love the Aussie speak...now to catch up on your story. Glad things are moving along with your cycle.

3/2/06  
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