Enough Ewww for Two.
I'm usually not a TMI kind of girl. But to hell if I'll keep this one to myself.
My boobs.
My boobs are grand at the mo'. They are so spectacularly veiny that I am entranced each morning by their reflection. "Something is REALLY happening in Boobville" I thought just yesterday. I had to give them a little honk. And that's when the wonder of it all became a reality hit. The action of squeezing them gave me my first introduction to colostrum. And I near fainted. I really didn't know that would happen 99 days out from Hef's due date. My god!
I ran from the bathroom to track down my unsuspecting husband.....wheezing to him "My boobs have got milk...."
"Ewwww" he said.
"I KNOW!" I squealed. We are so prepared to be parents.
I will honk no more.
posted by Mony @ 4.9.07
18 Comments:
What makes me laugh the most over this, dearest Mony ..... is that you thought, hey, there's my boobies. Might just give 'em a honk. HILARIOUS!!!!
I love this. LOVE IT!
:-) So exciting!
I was amazed the first time that happened to me too! This time it happened a little sooner. Isn't it just amazing how our bodies are preparing for these little ones?
At least you gave your hubby fair warning! Now he'll know the possible result if he decides to get real frisky with them! ;)
I didn't know that could happen so early. I really need to start reading up on all things breastfeeding.
AAACK!!!! They leak BEFORE the birth day???
Must... do... more... research.
Oh goodness Mony...that was good for a laugh this morning! :)
I love that you honked your own boobs! That's funny.
Well, if your husband is bothering you, you have your very own loaded guns to shoot him with!
Ewww. Ugh! Too funny...
Don't squeeze them at work or you'll get wet patches!
I remember my own amazement/delight at this finding. Watch out, as it got closer I had let down in the shower! So glad to hear you are enjoying this.
Okay, I told my dh about this. What was his response? He, of course, had to honk my boobs, too! Nothing happened to his disappointment! Made us laugh though.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are so funny. That is too cool. YEAH for honking boobies!
Your sense of humor will come in handy! Parenthood can be funny.
:-)
OMG you crack me up! No more honking unless it's your car! :P
If your like me, the early sign of colostrum is a good thing. I bet your boobs look fabulous!
Your honking made me laugh out loud! :)
This cracked me up. I'm glad I didn't have my tea in my mouth at the time. Otherwise, it would be all over my laptop right now.
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